THEME

swasticunts:

The capital of Alabama is Sweet Home

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  ray of sunshine, small little bird hopping through tree branch, warm dog on your lap

extroverts: that thin piece of green mush that sits on top of swamps and has a lot of flies on it, tastes really bad too

officialunitedstates:

introverts:  follow the law, pay their taxes, do the dishes

extroverts:  don’t wash their hands after they use the bathroom, punch santa claus in the belly, don’t throw fish back in the lake after they’ve gone over the fishing limit, smash windows with baseball bats, don’t take their dogs out for walks, break the light switch from flicking it on and off too much

perchu:

when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog

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"[People Magazine] asked people to recreate scenes from famous movies in a photo. They asked Andy Samberg and I if we wanted to recreate a scene from a movie like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and we said that sounds great, but we’d rather do a scene from E.T. You might be like, “How could you and Andy do that; one of those is a child and one of those is an alien! Well, I feel like we nailed it.” - Seth Meyers

"[People Magazine] asked people to recreate scenes from famous movies in a photo. They asked Andy Samberg and I if we wanted to recreate a scene from a movie like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and we said that sounds great, but we’d rather do a scene from E.T. You might be like, “How could you and Andy do that; one of those is a child and one of those is an alien! Well, I feel like we nailed it.” - Seth Meyers

caseyanthonyofficial:

If this post gets 500,000 notes my mom will let me get my asshole bleached :) please help me reach my goal!

gimpygabi:

-chairmanmeow:

why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails. 

i want a ghost movie set in walmart.

“cleanup in aisle 13”

but there is no aisle 13

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I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME
SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

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I’M LAUGHIGN SO FUCKNGIG HARD A THTIS HOLYG SHIT LOOK AT T HTIS THIS IS AMAZI GNG IT’S THE CAPTIONS THAT GE T ME

SADDLE YOUR DADS WE MOVE OUT AT DAWN

ddarkahn:

never forget