The capital of Alabama is Sweet Home
introverts: ray of sunshine, small little bird hopping through tree branch, warm dog on your lap
extroverts: that thin piece of green mush that sits on top of swamps and has a lot of flies on it, tastes really bad too
introverts: follow the law, pay their taxes, do the dishes
extroverts: don’t wash their hands after they use the bathroom, punch santa claus in the belly, don’t throw fish back in the lake after they’ve gone over the fishing limit, smash windows with baseball bats, don’t take their dogs out for walks, break the light switch from flicking it on and off too much
when you try to click an image on tumblr to see a bigger version but you get redirected to someones blog
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why are ghost movies always set in hospitals and jails.
i want a ghost movie set in walmart.
“cleanup in aisle 13”
“but there is no aisle 13”